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Waterdeep Campaign
Adventures
Campaigns

Hopelessly Lost is one of the adventures in the campaign Waterdeep: Dragon Heist.

Icon Hopelessly Lost Lost in the Undermountain, it's time to find your way home!
Requirements
Requirements sign
Must have completed "Fugitives"
Objectives Objectives sign Complete Area 150
Rewards Icon Gems ×300 Helm's Favor ×??? Formation Formation Tanky Donut Plain

Variants[ | ]

Bazaar Exploits[ | ]

Adventure Bazaar Exploits Lost in the Undermountain, it's time to find your way home with some goblins!
Requirements
Requirements sign
Must have completed "Hopelessly Lost"
Objectives Objectives sign Complete Area 200
Restrictions
Restriction sign
Two goblins accompany your party.
Restriction sign
They each take up a formation slot and change locations every 25 areas.
Restriction sign
Xanathar Guild enemies take additional damage.
Rewards Icon Gems ×400 Helm's Favor ×??? Formation Formation Tanky Donut Confused
Patron: Mirt Objectives sign Complete Area 300 Mirt Influence ×2.44e04 Ruby Coin ×1,150
Patron: Vajra Objectives sign Complete Area 325 Vajra Influence ×3.86e04 Symbol of Vajra ×1,400
Patron: Strahd Objectives sign Complete Area 350 Strahd Influence ×6.10e04 Barovian Coin ×1,700
Patron: Zariel Objectives sign Complete Area 375 Zariel Influence ×9.65e04 Symbol of Zariel ×2,100
Additional Formation Bazaar Exploits

Flame(skull) War[ | ]

Adventure Flame(skull) War Lost in the Undermountain, it's time to find your way home, if you can get past Trenzia's Flameskull!
Requirements
Requirements sign
Must have completed "Hopelessly Lost"
Requirements sign
Must have completed 12 Dragon Heist adventures or variants
Objectives Objectives sign Complete Area 250
Restrictions
Restriction sign
All gold found is reduced by 99%.
Restriction sign
Trenzia's Flameskull spawns in each area, and has her damage increased by 200%.
Rewards Icon Gems ×500 Helm's Favor ×??? Formation Formation Tanky Donut Plain
Patron: Mirt Objectives sign Complete Area 350 Mirt Influence ×6.10e04 Ruby Coin ×1,700
Patron: Vajra Objectives sign Complete Area 375 Vajra Influence ×9.65e04 Symbol of Vajra ×2,100
Patron: Strahd Objectives sign Complete Area 400 Strahd Influence ×1.52e05 Barovian Coin ×2,550
Patron: Zariel Objectives sign Complete Area 425 Zariel Influence ×2.41e05 Symbol of Zariel ×3,150

Servants of the Demon Prince[ | ]

Icon Servants of the Demon Prince Lost in the Undermountain, it's time to find your way home under assault by Orcus’s minions.
Requirements
Requirements sign
Must have completed "Hopelessly Lost"
Requirements sign
Must have completed 35 Dragon Heist adventures or variants
Objectives Objectives sign Complete Area 300
Restrictions
Restriction sign
In Non-Boss levels, each wave creates an extra 1-3 random undead. They do not drop gold, or count towards quest progress.
In Boss levels, an additional random boss spawns. You must defeat this additional boss to advance.
Restriction sign
Only Champions with INT of 14 or higher may be used.
Rewards Icon Gems ×600 Helm's Favor ×??? Formation Formation Tanky Donut Plain
Patron: Mirt Objectives sign Complete Area 400 Mirt Influence ×1.52e05 Ruby Coin ×2,550
Patron: Vajra Objectives sign Complete Area 425 Vajra Influence ×2.41e05 Symbol of Vajra ×3,150
Patron: Strahd Objectives sign Complete Area 450 Strahd Influence ×3.81e05 Barovian Coin ×3,850
Patron: Zariel Objectives sign Complete Area 475 Zariel Influence ×6.03e05 Symbol of Zariel ×4,700

Waves[ | ]

Type Waves Bosses Favored By
aberration 15 2 Imoen[WL 1], Lae'zel, Zorbu
armor-based 4 2 Binwin, Ezmerelda, Gazrick, Hew Maan[WL 2], Wulfgar
beast 16 1 Imoen[WL 1], Jaheira[WL 1], Minsc[WL 1], Zorbu
construct 0 1 Wyll[WL 3]
dwarf 28 2
gnome 26 0
goblinoid 8 0
half-orc 10 0
hit-based 0 1 Binwin, Ezmerelda, Hew Maan[WL 2]
humanoid 31 3 Dynaheir, Ezmerelda[WL 1], Jaheira[WL 1], Minsc[WL 1], Zorbu
lycanthrope 0 1
melee 46 10
monstrosity 0 2 Ezmerelda[WL 1], Imoen[WL 1], Minsc[WL 1]
ranged 16 2
undead 9 2 Brother Uriah[WL 4], Ezmerelda[WL 1], Jaheira[WL 1], Minsc[WL 1], Nerys, Wyll[WL 5], Zorbu
xanathar 26 2
  1. 1.00 1.01 1.02 1.03 1.04 1.05 1.06 1.07 1.08 1.09 1.10 1.11 1.12 Only one type of monsters for a given Champion depending on the chosen specialization.
  2. 2.0 2.1 Only valid for Kleeb - [Middle Columns] - and only working against boss enemies if they have hits-based or armor-based health.
  3. Only valid with Wyll’s The Heartless Feat.
  4. Only valid with Book of Exalted Deeds specialization.
  5. Only valid with Wyll’s The Soulless Feat.
Wave Tags Monsters Monster Tags Image
1 underground Giant Rat, Giant Spider beast melee Monster Aberration GibberingMouther
2 underground Giant Rat, Giant Spider beast melee
3 underground Giant Spider, Xanathar Fighter (labeled) beast dwarf gnome humanoid xanathar melee
4 underground Xanathar Fighter (labeled) dwarf gnome humanoid xanathar melee
5 underground Xanathar Fighter (labeled) ×10 dwarf gnome humanoid xanathar melee
Boss underground Gibbering Mouther boss aberration melee
6 underground Xanathar Fighter (labeled) dwarf gnome humanoid xanathar melee Monster Monstrosity CarrionCrawler
7 underground Dwarf Ghost, Xanathar Fighter (labeled) dwarf gnome humanoid undead xanathar melee
8 underground Dwarf Ghost, Xanathar Fighter (labeled) dwarf gnome half-orc humanoid undead xanathar melee ranged
9 underground Dwarf Ghost, Giant Rat beast dwarf undead melee
10 underground Dwarf Ghost ×8, Gazer ×2 aberration dwarf undead ranged
Boss underground Carrion Crawler boss monstrosity melee
11 underground Xanathar Fighter (labeled) dwarf gnome humanoid xanathar melee Monster Humanoid XanatharLabeledCommander
12 underground Giant Rat, Xanathar Fighter (labeled) beast dwarf gnome half-orc humanoid xanathar melee ranged
13 underground Gazer, Xanathar Fighter (labeled) aberration dwarf gnome half-orc humanoid xanathar melee ranged
14 underground Xanathar Fighter (labeled) dwarf gnome humanoid xanathar melee
15 underground Xanathar Fighter (labeled) ×10 dwarf gnome humanoid xanathar melee
Boss underground Xanathar Commander (labeled) boss dwarf humanoid xanathar melee
16 underground Giant Rat beast melee Monster Beast GiantCentipede
17 underground Bugbear, Giant Rat beast goblinoid humanoid melee
18 underground Bugbear, Gazer, Giant Rat aberration beast goblinoid humanoid melee ranged
19 underground Bugbear, Giant Spider beast goblinoid humanoid melee
20 underground Giant Spider ×10 beast melee
Boss underground Giant Centipede boss beast melee
21 underground Xanathar Fighter (labeled) dwarf gnome humanoid xanathar melee Monster Humanoid XanatharLabeledTroublemaker
22 underground Giant Rat, Xanathar Fighter (labeled) beast dwarf gnome half-orc humanoid xanathar melee ranged
23 underground Giant Rat, Xanathar Fighter (labeled) beast dwarf gnome half-orc humanoid xanathar melee ranged
24 underground Xanathar Fighter (labeled) dwarf gnome humanoid xanathar melee
25 underground Xanathar Fighter (labeled) ×10 dwarf gnome humanoid xanathar melee
Boss underground Xanathar Troublemaker (labeled) boss dwarf humanoid xanathar melee
26 underground Nothic aberration melee Monster Humanoid WeretigerLibrarian
27 underground Giant Rat, Nothic aberration beast melee
28 underground Lesser Gibbering Mouther, Xanathar Fighter (labeled) aberration dwarf gnome half-orc humanoid xanathar melee ranged
29 underground Lesser Gibbering Mouther, Xanathar Fighter (labeled) aberration dwarf gnome humanoid xanathar melee
30 underground Lesser Gibbering Mouther ×10 aberration melee
Boss underground Weretiger Librarian boss humanoid lycanthrope melee
31 underground Giant Rat beast melee Monster Aberration GibberingMouther
32 underground Nothic aberration melee
33 underground Nothic aberration melee
34 underground Lesser Gibbering Mouther aberration melee
35 underground Lesser Gibbering Mouther ×10 aberration melee
Boss underground Gibbering Mouther boss aberration melee
36 underground Bugbear goblinoid humanoid Monster Monstrosity CrazedOwlbear
37 underground Bugbear, Gazer, Xanathar Fighter (labeled) aberration dwarf gnome goblinoid half-orc humanoid xanathar ranged
38 underground Bugbear, Xanathar Fighter (labeled) dwarf gnome goblinoid humanoid xanathar melee
39 underground Bugbear, Xanathar Fighter (labeled) dwarf gnome goblinoid humanoid xanathar melee
40 underground Bugbear ×10 goblinoid humanoid
Boss underground Crazed Owlbear (boss) boss monstrosity melee
41 underground Ghoul, Trenzia's Flameskull boss undead armor-based melee ranged Monster Construct FleshGolem Monster Undead TrenziasFlameskull
42 underground Ghoul, Skeleton, Trenzia's Flameskull boss undead armor-based melee ranged
43 underground Burning Rat, Ghoul, Trenzia's Flameskull boss beast undead armor-based melee ranged
44 underground Burning Rat, Trenzia's Flameskull boss beast undead armor-based melee ranged
45 underground Skeleton ×10 undead melee
Boss underground Flesh Golem (hits), Trenzia's Flameskull (boss) boss construct armor-based hit-based undead melee ranged
46 underground Xanathar Fighter (labeled) dwarf gnome humanoid xanathar melee Monster Undead BeholderZombie
47 underground Gazer, Xanathar Fighter (labeled) aberration dwarf gnome half-orc humanoid xanathar melee ranged
48 underground Gazer, Xanathar Fighter (labeled) aberration dwarf gnome half-orc humanoid xanathar melee ranged
49 underground Xanathar Fighter (labeled) dwarf gnome humanoid xanathar melee
50 underground Xanathar Fighter (labeled) ×10 dwarf gnome half-orc humanoid xanathar melee ranged
Boss underground Beholder Zombie boss undead armor-based melee ranged

Transcript[ | ]

Icon Hopelessly Lost Hopelessly Lost
Lost in the Undermountain, it's time to find your way home!
Area Goal Quests & Cinematics
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Right, let's take stock of the situation. We're trapped in Undermountain. Nihiloor is at large and has the Stone of Golorr. We have no resources, no way back to the surface, no idea where we are, and no way to catch the mind flayer. Have I missed anything?
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
Yeah, you forgot about us!
Icon Portrait Jenks
Jenks:
Which is all right. We don't want to get in anyone's way.
Icon Portrait Nat
Nat:
[Signs]
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Oh, well then. Clearly, I'm worrying about nothing.
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
Your endless complaining won't get us any closer to retrieving the stone, Jarlaxle.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Oh, this is just idle banter. Trust me, when I start complaining, you'll know about it.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Oi! Less yakkin' and more hackin'! We got company!
1 Defeat 25 Monsters Trapped in Undermountain! Defenseless children to watch over! Monsters everywhere! What could go wrong?
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
No doubt that's just the beginning of the trouble we're going to run into down here. We need to find a plan.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
We got 'nuff combat savvy in this group that I ain't worried about us holdin' our own in Undermountain. But most folks who go delvin' here have in mind ta keep goin' deeper down. We just wanna get that stone back, then get out.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
We're near the upper levels either way, which gives us two choices. Try to find the route up to the Yawning Portal, or descend to Skullport.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
I don't think we have the luxury of ascending. Nihiloor came here intentionally. I think the mind flayer must be trying to get the Stone of Golorr to the Xanathar in Skullport.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Looks like tha plan's found us, then. We're lookin' fer tha route ta Skullport -- and I mean ta make a final reckonin' with that mind flayer before it gets there.
2 Defeat 25 Monsters A second wave of spiders and rats presses in! The denizens of Undermountain have no intention of making your journey an easy one.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Got them rats on tha run finally. Give it one more push and we'll knock these spiders back with 'em.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Looks like the spiders are just the opening act. There's a Xanathar Guild scout party ahead, coming in fast!
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Feh. Feels like it's more than time ta get another shot at them blackguards.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
Watch yourselves, friends. Those symbols mark them as the Xanathar's elite defenders, not the street-fighting rabble we've faced before. But that gives me an idea. Grab those symbols, everyone! As many of them as you can!
3 Collect 25 Xanathar Symbols It's another showdown with the Xanathar Guild! This time, with souvenirs!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Right, that's quite the collection of craft projects. And I assume this had a purpose?
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
It'll knock them off their game, for one. These guild thugs use these symbols in Undermountain to recognize each other. Without them, they'll be keeping themselves busy taking potshots at each other in the dark.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Long as they leave a few o' themselves fer me, I ain't complainin'.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
Better, though -- seeing this squad on patrol, I think I know were we are. These are the Arcane Chambers, which means there's a goblin bazaar nearby. I wouldn't call the goblins friendly, but they have no love of the guild.
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
You think having the symbols to prove we've fought the guild might win us some friends there?
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Hopefully. And if we're lucky, one of those friends can help us get to Skullport before the mind flayer does.
4 Defeat 25 Monsters Another wave of Xanathar Guild fighters tries to lock you down. Push on!
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Can't say them guild thugs is takin' this fight all that seriously. Pretty sure I can hear 'em laughin'.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Listen more closely, Bruenor. That's not laughter. That's a gibbering mouther!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
I see it! And the Xanathar Guild is driving it straight toward us!
5 Defeat the Gibbering Mouther A wave of inane babble from the hall ahead heralds the arrival of madness! Take this gibbering mouther out before it's too late!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Is it just me, or did that creature's endless babbling sound strangely familiar?
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
It sounded familiar to me. That was all bits and pieces of verbal spell components. That aberration was humanoid once, I'll reckon. One of Halaster Blackcloak's apprentices.
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
That's a foul fate. You're saying the Mad Mage cursed some poor caster?
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
Not the Mad Mage, but the dungeon itself. This area is rife with magical madness. Halaster's apprentices fall victim to it, transformed into gibbering mouthers, nothics... or worse. Or that's the rumor, at least.
6 Defeat 25 Monsters The goblin bazaar must be close -- but these Xanathar thugs are relentless in their pursuit!
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Oi! Get a load o' that stonework. These is dwarven ruins, and no mistake.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
It looks like a temple of some kind. And long deserted too, judging by its condition.
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
I wouldn't be so sure about that. I can sense undead close by -- and getting closer!
7 Defeat 25 Monsters The former residents of these dwarven ruins have been called forth by your fight with the Xanathar Guild -- and they're not happy about it.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Looks like some kind o' reliquary ahead. And these dwarves weren't too keen on tidyin' by tha look o' it.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
I think thoughtless adventurers are more likely to blame, Bruenor. This area has been ransacked.
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
That might be an opportunity. Everyone! Do what you can to restore this place to order. If we can show the dwarven spirits that we're not the enemy, they might leave us to finish off these Xanathar miscreants in peace.
8 Collect 25 Dwarven Relics Returning these scattered relics to their proper resting places might placate these angry spirits.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
That were good thinkin', Nayeli. Them guild thugs is fallin' back, and them dwarf spirits is lookin' friendlier.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
They're looking a little too friendly if you ask me... Almost like they want to encourage us to stay!
9 Defeat 25 Monsters Even as the dwarven ghosts redouble their assault, a horde of giant rats joins the fray!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Stay sharp! There's a gazer patrol ahead. They look like they're trying to flush us out.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Look double sharp ta tha back at tha same time! That's a carrion crawler, and it's comin' in fast!
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
These ghosts have us hemmed in. We need to dismiss these spirits before we're overwhelmed!
10 Defeat the Carrion Crawler A last mob of dwarf ghosts need to be convinced to return to their rest -- but the monsters that patrol this area won't make it easy for you!
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Finally free o' that dwarf tomb, and I ain't sorry ta see it go. I don't mind spendin' time with tha clan folk, but I think I'll be stickin' with tha livin' from here on in.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Well, if it's old friends you're looking to hang out with, you're in luck. That's a Xanathar Guild strike team, straight ahead.
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
There's another coming in from the side. No, three! We're surrounded!
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
Nihiloor has been this way, I'd wager. And he's let the Xanathar's lackeys know we're here!
11 Defeat 25 Monsters Your presence in Undermountain is known -- and the Xanathar's forces are here to end your threat!
12 Defeat 25 Monsters The noise of this battle is bringing scavengers out of the darkness, looking to feast on the fallen.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
These guild thugs are pressing in too quickly. We need to get access to their shortcuts. It might be the only way to get clear of this fight and find the bazaar.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Well, let's see if they wanna be helpin' us out with that. Everybody! Shake these lackeys down fer maps! We figure out where they're comin' from, maybe we can take tha fight back ta them proper like!
13 Collect 25 Crude Maps These maps might help you reach the goblin bazaar -- and avoid the Xanathar's deadly patrols.
14 Defeat 25 Monsters The hallway ahead is another Xanathar Guild ambush. Push through!
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
There's no end to these guild fighters.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Maybe we'll have better luck if we take out the alpha. There, at the edge of the fray. That one's giving the orders.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
I see 'em. And I'm callin' 'em fer mine. Everybody with me! Time ta scatter this pack fer good!
15 Defeat the Xanathar Commander The morale of the Xanathar thugs needs to be tested. Take this commander down!
Icon Portrait Jenks
Jenks:
I think... yes, those Xanathar hoodlums are gone. I'm quite certain of it.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
I'll back the boy up. We've got a moment's quiet at last.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
I wouldn't advise getting used to it. Undermountain has plenty more to throw at us. But we have a more immediate problem -- we're lost. In all that fighting, we've pushed into a new area, and I'm not sure how to get back.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Don't think we'd wanna backtrack even if we could. We got them guild lackeys behind us, let's try ta keep it that way. Just keep movin', and we'll get ourselves back on course.
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
Consider it done. Mr. Jarlaxle and I will take point.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Actually, I think you, Jenks, and Nat will take point from the exact center of the group. Just... I don't know, watch the floor or something.
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
Ah, good thinking! Could be secret trapdoors everywhere. We're on it.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Well, that's a relief for me.
16 Defeat 25 Monsters The tunnels and chambers of Undermountain are a veritable maze -- and these rats know that maze better than you do.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Something's in the dark ahead. And trying to avoid being seen.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
More Xanathar patrols ye think?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Not unless they're better at seeing in the dark than they have been so far.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Oi. Just got a scent o' some foulness ahead, and it's a scent I know. Everybody get ready! And on me call, charge!
17 Defeat 25 Monsters A bugbear patrol lurks in the darkness! Time to turn their attempted ambush into a rout!
18 Collect 25 Ore Samples Rare ores in this area might give you some trade advantage when you reach the bazaar. Load up!
19 Defeat 25 Monsters The last of the bugbears fall back before your valor! Or maybe it's the horde of giant spiders on their rear flank that have them worried...
Icon Portrait Jenks
Jenks:
Ow! I keep stubbing my toes in the dark.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Squiddly, hold on tight to the others. Watch for trouble in the shadows and keep clear of it.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Watch yer back, elf! I can hear a skitterin' comin' on fast.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
I see it! Get some light over there, quickly!
20 Defeat the Giant Centipede This chamber is the lair of a deadly giant centipede! Finish this foul creature before it finishes you!
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Gettin' a mite tired o' playin' exterminator with these beasties. These halls ain't got no end. That bazaar has got ta be gettin' close -- or have we gotten turned right around in this dark?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
We've stayed on course well enough. Wait... there, up ahead. I can feel fresh air moving. Well, fresher air.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
Everyone be quiet. Listen.
Icon Portrait Jenks
Jenks:
I can hear a voice. High and whiny, like Squiddly.
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
Hey!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
No, that's a goblin. My friends, we've made it!
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
Right, everyone stay close together. We need to find a guide we can trust -- and to keep a low profile.
Icon Portrait Jenks
Jenks:
Ah, that voice! I was wrong before. That goblin's even whinier than Squiddly.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
No argument from me, lad. Where in fate's name is all that screechin' comin' from?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
It's that goblin there. The one dangling from the gibbet.
Icon Portrait Nat
Nat:
[Signs]
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Sorry, Nat. I agree she looks hungry, but breaking her free in public doesn't really fit into the whole 'keeping a low profile' thing.
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
It looks like we've already failed on that count. Watch yourselves!
21 Defeat 25 Monsters The goblin bazaar turns out to be less of a respite than you anticipated. The thugs of the Xanathar Guild are back!
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Right, that's driven 'em back, fer now at least. We gotta find a guide, and fast.
Icon Portrait Glom
Glom:
A guide? A guide! Yes! Brave adventurers seek a guide who knows the dungeons of the Mad Mage? Then seek no further! Glom is here, and at your service.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
No offense, goblin, but we need guidance over greater distances than you look like you can walk right now. Unless that gibbet is more magically mobile than it looks.
Icon Portrait Glom
Glom:
No, but brave adventurers can free Glom, yes? Then Glom tell you how get where you want to go! Twisted caverns, hmm? Maddgoth's castle? Ooh, good treasures there.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Skullport's where we're bound, goblin. But unless ye can get us there quick...
Icon Portrait Glom
Glom:
Skullport! Yes, easy to Skullport! Fast ways in the dark, Glom knows. Magic ways...
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Right. Maybe we do got somethin' ta talk about. But we got other business first. Everybody look sharp!
22 Defeat 25 Monsters Rats lurking along the fringes of the bazaar seem keen to join the Xanathar fight.
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
This market is chaos. And no one seems to notice or care.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
Welcome to Undermountain. Those who dwell here learn to adapt to madness quickly, or they don't survive.
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
Excuse me? Mister Jarlaxle, sir?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Not now, Squiddly. We're trying to sort some things out.
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
Ow! But this one's poking us all!
Icon Portrait Yek
Yek:
Humph. On these three, too much meat or not muscle enough. No good price for them in servant's market. Still, I feel sorry for you coming all this way, I make an offer.
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
Oh, this is a misunderstanding you're going to regret. Get away from those children now!
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Get them kids behind ye, Nayeli. We got more Xanathar thugs inbound!
23 Collect 25 Goblin Cage Keys Getting information keeps getting more complicated. But the goblin cage keys these Xanathar thugs have stolen might win you some support among the folk of the bazaar.
24 Defeat 25 Monsters These Xanathar Guild enforcers are pushing in from the far side of the bazaar. Drive them back!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
These Xanathar thugs are relentless. This is what comes of everyone waiting to shop the bazaar until the big sales are on.
Icon Portrait Yek
Yek:
Ffft. Xanathar Guild is weak. Goblins show them what for, under leadership of Yek, who is beautiful human, as you see.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
Or not. Your magical disguise doesn't fool me, goblin. But as long as we're talking, I'm sure you can't have helped but notice the favor we've done you driving the Xanathar Guild back for a time. Perhaps that's worth something in trade?
Icon Portrait Yek
Yek:
Ffft again. Yek can't help notice that guild blades show up in greater numbers, like maybe they looking for you. You want trade? Clear bazaar and maybe we talk.
25 Defeat the Xanathar Troublemaker The guild lackeys are under the orders of this troublemaker. You need to clear this mob out if you have any hope of gaining the information you need!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
That's the last of them, for now at least.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
They'll be back. The guild's lack of control over the bazaar doesn't sit well with the Xanathar.
Icon Portrait Yek
Yek:
Yek admit, is impressed with large group's performance in fight. So here is bargain. These Xanathars come out of watch posts not far. You large group, clear Xanathars out, Yek give you 10 percent off in bazaar. Even give you good trade for scrawny small ones.
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
I'll remind you one last time that the small ones are off the table. But perhaps we can arrange for the release of that goblin on the gibbet. She has information we need.
Icon Portrait Yek
Yek:
Free Glom? Ha! Easy done, and be sure she is back in chains soon not long. Glom not one of the smart ones.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
We'll take your word for that. Everyone, see what the bazaar has to offer and resupply. Jarlaxle and I will talk to Glom and find out what we can. Then we need to move quickly.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Fortune is working in our favor so far. The route Glom set out for us takes us straight through the two watch posts we promised to clear, so we won't lose any time.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
And them goblins in that open air tavern I talked ta spoke o' seein' a mind flayer movin' fast toward them watch posts not three hours past. We're hot on Nihiloor's trail, sure 'nuff.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
I saw you joining a table, but I'm surprised you had time to talk given the amount of ale you were knocking back.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Multitaskin', elf. Multitaskin'.
26 Defeat 25 Monsters The route to the first Xanathar Guild watch post promises to be an easy journey. Ha! Just kidding.
27 Defeat 25 Monsters You can hold your own against these nothics well enough -- but a swarm of giant rats looks to pick off the stragglers at the edge of the fight!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
All right, that's unexpected.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
That babble sounds like we've got more gibbering mouthers ahead. What's unexpected about that?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
It's not them -- it's the book bin they're all congregating around.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
An arcane library! This is a rare find. It would be a shame to pass this way without investigating...
28 Collect 25 Ancient Books This free-for-all threatens to destroy the valuable lore here. Save these books while you can!
29 Defeat 25 Monsters Gibbering mouthers and Xanathar thugs press you from all sides. Fight on!
Icon Portrait WeretigerLibrarian
Weretiger Librarian:
Who dares disturb the silence of this scriptorium?!
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Oi! Is this furry librarian lookin' familiar ta anyone else?
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
It's the weretiger we met in that temple off the Triboar Trail!
Icon Portrait WeretigerLibrarian
Weretiger Librarian:
You! I recognize you unclean ruffians. It wasn't enough for you to attempt to defile the holy blessing of lycanthropy? Now you try to disrupt my research into the lost lore of Undermountain?!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
My friend, we have no quarrel with you. But you must know the lost lore of Undermountain will drive anyone who studies it mad!
Icon Portrait WeretigerLibrarian
Weretiger Librarian:
Ridiculous! I am as canny today as when I entered these halls a year ago. I have the superior intellect! I am the god of knowledge! Bow down before me!
30 Defeat the Weretiger Librarian This wandering librarian is showing the signs of Undermountain's madness. Take him down!
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
All these fights is slowin' us down. We gotta work on pickin' up tha' pace. But look there! That's more dwarven stonework in them tunnels ahead.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Looks like an abandoned mine. Lots of signs of foot traffic, though. It's like a highway for Xanathar Guild patrols through here.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Then let's try ta make some highway time. Come on!
31 Defeat 25 Monsters An old dwarven mine is the next stage of the route to the watch post -- and the rats you drove off previously are close behind you.
32 Defeat 25 Monsters Nothics have claimed the ancient mine as their lair. Don't let these monstrosities get the drop on you!
33 Collect 25 Nothic Claws These nothics won't break! Claiming trophies from those you drop might make the others think twice about how much they want this fight.
Icon Portrait Jenks
Jenks:
Mr. Jarlaxle, sir? I think I hear more of those mouth monsters ahead!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Good ears, Jenks. Everyone -- gibbering mouthers dead ahead. Jenks and Squiddly, stay close to Nat. As long as she can't hear them, she's safe from the gibbering. She can help you stay safe if you're affected.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Everybody else, close up ranks. Then hit 'em hard!
34 Defeat 25 Monsters Even as the nothics fall back, the sound of madness from the darkness ahead tells you your fight isn't done.
35 Defeat the Gibbering Mouther A gibbering mouther controls its ravenous lesser kin. Finish these aberrations off before they finish you!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
The tracks through the mine tunnels all converge up ahead. That's our first watchpost. Looks like bugbear sentries.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
They ain't spent much time on defensive setup. We hit 'em hard, we'll get inside easy 'nuff.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
Getting through will be the hard part. The Xanathar Guild holds its territory in Undermountain tenaciously.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Tenaciously, twentyaciously -- don't matter how many o' 'em there are, we're takin' 'em down!
36 Defeat 25 Monsters The bugbear sentries at this watchpost surge forward to attack! Clearing out the Xanathar Guild from these tunnels will be easier said than done!
37 Defeat 25 Monsters The bugbear mercenaries are joined by a force of Xanathar Guild fighters -- and by their beholder master's pets!
38 Collect 25 Weapon Shards These bugbears are brutal combatants with whatever weapons are at hand. Grab up these broken blades before they're used against you!
39 Defeat 25 Monsters The Xanathar Guild lackeys are starting to break. Finish them off!
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
One more wave ta push back! Hit 'em hard, Champions, and we're through.
Icon Portrait Jenks
Jenks:
That's right! We're the Champions! Tell everyone!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Jenks, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but what are you doing?
Icon Portrait Jenks
Jenks:
I think this last bunch is scared that they don't know us! I keep hearing someone shouting, 'Who? Who?'
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
I hear it now, too. And I'm pretty sure that's not what you think it is...
40 Defeat the Crazed Owlbear A last force of bugbears works with a deadly pet! Take this crazed owlbear down, and quickly!
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Another mine. Looks like old works fer copper diggin'.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
It's remarkable how much abandoned industry there is in Undermountain. A wily entrepreneur could do a deal with Halaster Blackcloak and make a killing down here...
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
What are you writing down, Mr. Jarlaxle?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Just notes for a quick business plan. Not important.
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
Jarlaxle, it seems certain to me that anywhere abandoned in Undermountain is likely abandoned for good reason.
Icon Portrait TrenziasFlameskull
Trenzia's Flameskull:
Intruders! These are Trenzia's mines! You will all die! Die die die!!!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
All right, we can talk about profit sharing...
41 Defeat 25 Monsters A shortcut through this old copper mine will bring you to the second Xanathar watch post -- unless the undead that dwell here have something to say about it.
42 Defeat 25 Monsters Another wave of ghouls is joined by a force of skeletal warriors -- but this lightning-powered flameskull is the bigger threat!
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
We're more than a match fer tha rest o' these undead, but that flameskull is tearin' us apart! We gotta get ta it!
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
These mines are saturated with necromantic energy.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
And the copper shot through the stone here is making the flameskull's lightning even more potent.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Nothin' ta do but keep on, then. Champions! Hit 'em hard!
43 Collect 25 Singed Bones As long as the flameskull leads them, these undead are fearless! Perhaps laying claim to the rest of that undead creature's singed remains will crack its resolve.
44 Defeat 25 Monsters Another swarm of burning rats surrounds you! Look sharp!
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
Watch out! Big stitchy thing, straight ahead!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
We call that a flesh golem, Squiddly, but well spotted.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Oh, no... Trenzia's set up a perfect trap! Each time the flameskull attacks with lightning, the copper in this floor will heal the golem!
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
Focus fire on the golem if you can! Then take that accursed undead down!
45 Defeat the Flesh Golem You need to destroy the flameskull's flesh golem pet, and quickly -- but this skeleton horde stands in your way!
Icon Calliope
Calliope:
Well that was less fun that I thought it would be.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Perhaps next time we see a trap, we'll think of how that trap might affect us before we barrel in.
Icon Portrait Jenks
Jenks:
Nat, your hair is standing on edge - OW!
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
I think we've all learned our lesson. Let's keep moving.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
That were a brutal brawl and no mistake. But we're clear o' tha mines at last.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
There, dead ahead. Movement. Xanathar Guild sentries. A lot of them.
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
Looks like we've found our second watchpost. And we're definitely not getting through without a fight.
46 Defeat 25 Monsters The Xanathar Guild thugs holding the second watch post are seemingly waiting for your arrival -- and are ready to fight to the death!
47 Defeat 25 Monsters Gazers and archers lay into you from the edges of the fray. Don't let them pin you down!
48 Collect 25 Gazer Eyestalks Spawned by the Xanathar, these gazers share that beholder's arrogance. Turning them into trophies might take them down a notch!
Icon Portrait ShunnShurreth
Shunn Shurreth:
Listen well, Champions! I am Shunn Shurreth, and I am master here.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
What in tha Nine Hells... What kind o' creature is that? Like some kind o' drider that is, but tha wrong way round.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Most likely just a drow cursed by some priestess. It doesn't take much to annoy them.
Icon Portrait ShunnShurreth
Shunn Shurreth:
Our sentries have warned us of your coming, and Nihiloor has apprised us of your capabilities. You can demonstrate good judgment by walking away from this fight -- or you can die here. The choice is yours.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
So tha mind flayer passed this way? That's good news fer us and bad news fer ye, spider-drow. 'Cause we got an appointment with that one, and there ain't nothin' gonna stand in our way!
49 Defeat 25 Monsters The fighters of the Xanathar Guild regroup for a last stand!
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
Mr. Jarlaxle! Champions! It's a big eye thing!
Icon Portrait Jenks
Jenks:
It's a dead big eye thing! With the wiggly small eyes on the outside!
Icon Portrait Nat
Nat:
[Signs]
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Correct, Nat! That's an undead beholder. I'm going to have to get you doing some flashcard drills with the other two, I think...
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Oi! Less education and more decimation! Champions! Battle formations now!
50 Defeat the Beholder Zombie The watch post's final defense is revealed! Destroy this beholder zombie or the fight is lost!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
I've done a fast scout of the perimeter. It looks like that Shunn Shurreth bolted, whoever he was.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Just as well. We're behind schedule again, and as satisfyin' as it'd be ta send his offer back ta him up close and personal, we ain't got tha time.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Even behind as we are, my friends, we've done well to get this far. We know we're still on Nihiloor's trail, and we've disrupted the Xanathar Guild's operations across this level of Undermountain. If the route Glom gave us continues to hold true, we have a chance to reclaim the Stone of Golorr.
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
And don't forget you've got us.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Squiddly. You, Jenks, and Nat have made this journey even more memorable than it otherwise would have been. But I fear the journey is far from over...
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